Dirty Jobs - Birthing a Cow - Going to the Fair!

This is a near daily occurance on our farm.  Each cow gives birth every year to create that steady supply of milk. The cow is incredibly generous and efficient making far more milk than her baby needs, enough milk to share with my family and yours!  In the summer when all  the "close" cows  ( close to calving time) are out to pasture the roadside becomes a viewing area as many cows choose to give birth  where a watchful eye can see them.

Another advantage of the "close" pasture is that  the whole thing is about 20 acres and is between the main dairy and our house so the kids can ride back and forth.

Besides the usual milk production these youth are at the County 4-H fair showing their calves. For many years we leased cattle to my club kids so they could show and be part of this educational opportunity.

4-H and Dairy Farming are a lot of work but worth every minute, remember the farmers when you buy your next jug of milk and buy local. try ours http://www.mountaindairy.com/                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Hear The Whistle Blow 500 Miles

" If you miss the train I'm on , you will know that I am gone you can hear the whistle blow 500 miles." Even in the sad words of this old folk song there is a story. You have to catch the train and and it won't wait for anybody. Once it's left the station it is a haunting sound, the whistle as it blasts its way through the countryside growing fainter in its call with each mile.
There is something magical and mysterious about trains. Since their inception they have captivated all who live where the whistle can reach their ears. It is not surprising that the train became a symbol of escape in the " Underground Railroad" . Certainly some fugitives of slavery left families behind and they took their chance for freedom, the whistle and rumble of the train pulling away mile after mile brought sadness and hope in mixture we can't possibly comprehend.
When I was five we moved and since it was April and the town did not offer a kindergarten class I stayed home the rest of the year. It was an adventure after living on a cul de sac to move to the country with barns and hay lofts, a calf and new kittens, fields to roam, there was so much. September rolled around and I was to follow my older brother to the elementary school just up the road. That first day of school came and we boarded the bus and were gone. I came home telling grand adventures. If ever, the storyteller in me was born on that day. I told how we road the bus, about all the students standing on their chairs to see the train pass by the windows and the teacher yelling for us to be seated. I told about lunch under a willow tree and waving to a conductor as he slowed his train enough so we could see his smile and the stripes on his conductors hat. I can't imagine the concern my parents felt. How could one day of public school turn me into the world's greatest liar. How could I be so imaginative that I would make up such a far fetched tale. Behind closed doors I'm sure they discussed it, probably came from a story the teacher read. They must have shared a nervous laugh. The next two days were worse with the elaboration on the story growing. My brother was grilled, did he see me in school, was I OK on the bus. Of course he didn't he was an "upper class man" being a boy of the third grade he wouldn't see a baby sister, they went out to play separate. I saw nothing wrong with the inquisition, I didn't expect him to see me. I told of my friends and about work we did, but each day we stood on our chairs to see the train and the teacher yelled. My parents asked neighbors about the teacher but she had a very good reputation as a first grade teacher. Hmmmmm! My story continued, one of the class jobs I had been assigned was to go out on the front steps of the school and help carry in our milk. It was all out there for us each morning in a wood crate and we brought it in and put it in a refrigerator. My parents thought it funny the kitchen staff didn't do this task but chores are good for children this teacher must be old school. I told about going to the cellar to use the bathroom and how the stall doors a shade of apple green creaked and groaned and were creepy. I never wanted to go down there alone but since there were two we were sent in pairs. My parents sent a child to school and been so befuddled by the incredible change in me. From a very normal 5 year old I had instantly become a notorious liar and most every statement that week was followed by , are you sure, did that really happen, are you sure it was that way? The questions rolled off my back like water. I knew exactly what I was talking about.
The weekend came and I am sure the relief that I would be watched and no more inventive tales of a mysterious school with trains next door would surface. Oh, surely they had done one more circuit of the school, no train , no willow, no downstairs, it was all just to much, had the move been that disturbing, and otherwise I seemed perfectly normal. I was perfectly normal but basking in the glow of so much attention. I don't remember where we were going, I'm not sure we ever went any further the rest of the day is a blank in my memory. We climbed into Dad's company car, a Rambler and headed off, my brother and I in the backseat. There were no seat belts, I had a habit of sitting on the very edge to see out the window often choosing the middle where I could see between my parents as we drove along. We crossed the cement bridge into the next town and Dad signaled right. Down the tiny back road we went when I clearly shouted out, " There's my school" Just like a scene in the old movie "Miracle on 34th Street". I looked out the window and up on the rise was my school. The car had jerked to a halt. My parents sat there a long time in disbelief. We were not in Coventry anymore. In front of them was a two room brick school. The Reynold's School in Mansfield Depot. I was excitedly pointing out places, "There's the willow and see the empty milk crate on the steps, and maybe a train will come while we are here." It didn't , but it didn't need to, my parents could see the tracks running by, right next to the school yard. They would be running slow here to stop around the bend at the feed store in the depot.
It must have been long weekend of waiting. a mixture of relief and curiosity. The school was real enough, the tale about it and how I had seen it still was so strange. Monday morning my brother and I went off to school as usual. I think my mother was on the phone the next minute. Reaching the Office of the Grammar School she was informed I was in the group bused to the Reynold's School. The incoming class was so large, the last hurrah of the baby boom and there was no where near enough classroom space. An addition was in progress but it couldn't be done in time. Indeed from the very first day of school I had ridden to the grammar school with my brother. We stood in line by class until all the buses arrived and were dismissed to our rooms. He went down the long hallway to third grade and I back out the front doors to re board a bus and take the 15 minute ride to the Depot. The teachers were chosen based on the fact they thought they could handle the students well so far removed from the administration and school services.
First Grade was an amazing year. It was an adventure. I fell in love with the trains. The engineers always looked so happy to see us out playing. We thought they slowed to wave to us, what did we know about the loading docks at the Thompson's Feed Store www.gmthompson.net . I think I learned to count just so I could count how many cars were in the train. Today when I go to buy horse feed I still count the cars as they slowly rumble through the depot heading down to the sea or back toward Vermont. The milk that sat in crates each morning for our class was delivered by Mountain Dairy, how would I have ever guessed I would one day marry into that farm family and live so long in Mansfield. www.mountaindairy.com The Reynolds School was unused for many years after our season of waving to the conductors and playing under the willow. It then became a storage building for the school system.
Recently is was totally renovated and brought up to code. Gone were the creaky green stall doors and the old refrigerator. Inside and out the Reynold's School today is a beautiful new school. It houses a Big Picture School www.bigpicture.org . This program is gaining momentum in placement of students who don't thrive in the traditional school setting. Our Big Picture School is an off shoot of E.O.Smith High School www.eosmith.org It was a wonderful day for me when the newly opened program hosted me as storyteller and I unfolded the tale of the World's Greatest Liar and ended with .. "That's how my year in the Reynolds School went!"

Outstanding In Your Field

The award night, the glittering lights, anticipation, a heart pounding scenario. To be recognized among a group of peers for a performance of standout quality and dynamic proportion, yes Award Night is a momentous occasion. Just who will be filling the audience and what is their take on your big moment.

Around here it is really easy and there are many occasions to be outstanding in your field. I can recall each with such clarity that the years slip away and the moments of delight and anguish can be as fresh as yesterday. Let me share one of these momentous nights with you. No worry no red carpet here we aren't talking that big a moment, just a local opportunity to be outstanding in my field.

The phone rings in the middle of the night, it can never be anything good. I answer in the groggy voice and come full alert in seconds. "I'm on my way" Yes , of course I'm exhausted so the cows would have to be out tonight!" I pull on jeans and sneakers and a flannel shirt and head off. The Ct. State Police said the cows were on Brown's road right around the corner, we ( www.mountaindairy.com )pasture a large number over there, let's hope it is just a few not the whole herd. Before I even round the dangerous blind corner I see the whipping blue light of the police cruiser. An excited young officer is standing there as 30 or more beasties wander in the road. Relieved when he sees me get out of the car I call out a introduction from my end of the herd. It is only part of the group on this side of the hill, have to remember to check that the rest stayed in. I start talking to the cows and moving slow and deliberately toward them not wanting them to spook and go dashing off in the darkness. They begin to turn and work their way down the road. There is a large gate a ways down we can get it open and work them through. The policeman has never herded cows before, it is evident by the widely flailing arms and excited tone of his voice. Way more fun than robberies and speeding tickets this diversion will be a fun little exercise. I call to him my plan and point to where the neighbors porch light is just before the gate. We have to get it open but not let out the rest of the herd that maybe behind it. With all his yelling, they are sure to come and watch the excitement.

I didn't see anything to start the frenzy. There may have been nothing more than the will not to give up so easily the freedom they had gained that night, but all of sudden things were moving to fast. Cows began to spin and run and they were heading in multiple directions, none of which was toward the gate and subsequent capture. I raised my arms and rushed the group coming at me shouting heeya at them and turning them back. The policeman surprised at the ease this method affected change tried it too, he sent them flying back in my direction. I don't want the group to move up near the deadly curve in the road and again change their direction with a heeya and charge and the whole group wheels like an army in maneuvers. They are going down the road at a good clip and the policeman has jumped to the side. It is OK if they over-shoot the gate there is another and I will try to outrun them and turn them. It works if you can run wide of the group and come around. There is a dirt road up ahead may give me the room to get past the main body of the group. All of a sudden the policeman sees the opportunity to help. He jumps out joining the fray in the middle of the road and the whole group again pivots and heads into the night through an open bar-way to a hay field. He is sure his effective pursuit is doing the magic, but I really hoped they wouldn't go in the hayfield, but back where they belong. The hayfield is open to the top of the hill ,to the cornfield and in a half mile or so to the road on the far side of the hill and nothing to stop them! we could do this all over again with different scenery.

I see the policeman in full pursuit now to drive the group well into the field and as far as he is concerned the safety of not being in the street, well that would be a policeman's goal. It is at that moment that I remember coming down the road earlier in the day, when I had driven through I had seen the big manure spreader broke down there and they had to dump the whole load to lighten the truck to jack it up and repair the tire. NO!!!!!! I scream and the high piercing scream surely set the cops heart pounding. All his police training, murders, guns, fights, WHAT? He skids to a halt and looks up through the darkness to see what could possibly have made me scream so - he is on full alert ready to draw a weapon, I'm sure. I keep running toward him breathlessly yelling "stop don't move", he has, he is just looking. I catch a breath," don't follow them I shout" as I draw closer. " What is wrong" he demands as I run up. I catch a couple breaths, " You don't want to go in there, they had to dump a few tons of liquid manure there today when the truck broke down!" His eyes widened and he thanked me politely but something in the tone said he didn't think it was worth raising his blood pressure through the ceiling.

Game over for now, I am not about to chase them through there. I explain how there are no fences and they may show up on the other side of the hill later but if they had enough fun they may be content to eat grass and hang out all night, we will hope for that scenario. It is incredibly dark as he drives away. I stand on a knoll at the top of the field and try to count how many cows are out there. The stars are the only light and the moving shapes are hard to discern, the cows with a lot of white are easy but the all black ones disappear into the space. Before bed I just want to know how many we had so if they are out again I will know if we got them all.

This is my moment, no fanfare, just me, Out Standing In My Field!

The next morning the police officer stopped to thank me, he had driven by the pile of manure in daylight, he was most appreciative after seeing what he had almost run blindly into. A happy ending, the cows stayed in and were put back to the right pasture in the morning by the barn crew. Another moment of fleeting fame on a back road in farm country.